Which Gossip Girl Alter Ego is Secretly You?

By: Denis Priesnov

Updated: 25 days ago

The Constance Billard halls are buzzing again—only this time, the scandals trend faster, the fashion cuts sharper, and the power moves hit harder. The question isn't if you belong in this world... but which of these elite schemers, dreamers, and screamers mirrors your soul?

The Players Have Changed. The Game Hasn't.

Julien Calloway: Born to rule the 'Gram, dripping in confidence and designer threads
Zoya Lott: The outsider with a moral compass (good luck keeping it in this zip code)
Luna La: Sharp as a stiletto, with the strategic mind to back it up
Monet de Haan: The puppet master who never gets caught holding the strings
Max Wolfe: Charming, chaotic, and rewriting the rulebook nightly
Obie Bergmann: Rich kid guilt with a protest sign in one hand and trust fund in the other

Which Side of the Scandal Are You On?

This isn't about who you wish you were—it's about who you really are when the private jet engines fire up and the tea gets spilled. Will your results show:

A social media queen holding court from the Met steps?
A quiet disruptor playing 4D chess behind the scenes?
Or that one friend who somehow always ends up in the tabloids?

Take the Quiz—Before Gossip Girl Exposes You First

Answer honestly (unless you're Monet, then lie brilliantly). We'll match you to your GG twin based on your:

Crisis management style (Swipe up for damage control vs. Burn it all down)
Party move (Trendsetting entrance vs. Shadowy corner observations)
Texting habits (Flawless punctuation vs. Sending 37 voice memos in a row)

The truth hits harder than a Monday morning blind item. You know you love me... XOXO.

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