Pick Your Poison: Who’s Your Umbrella Academy Beau?

Between superpowers gone haywire, time travel mess-ups, and one seriously dysfunctional family, The Umbrella Academy has it all. But let’s be honest—the real highlight? The characters. These Hargreeves siblings and their crew are a mix of complex, charming, and totally unpredictable. Plus, some of them would definitely make... interesting boyfriends.

Are you into the brooding, mysterious types with a dark past? Then a certain knife-throwing rebel might be calling your name. Or maybe you’re more about the jokester with a hidden soft side—the ghost-whispering, party-loving soul who’s equal parts trouble and tenderness.

Maybe you lean toward the time-traveling hero trying to save the world, or the practical, book-smart one who keeps things grounded. No matter what floats your boat, there’s an Umbrella Academy match for you.

This quiz will walk you through 15 fun questions about your personality, dating style, and preferences. At the end, you’ll find out if your perfect match is the sarcastic but sweet Diego, the mischievous and charming Klaus, the loyal and strong Luther—or someone totally unexpected.

Just a heads-up: dating anyone from the Hargreeves family means you might get tangled in some world-ending drama. So, pick your Umbrella Academy boyfriend wisely. Ready to find your match? Let’s go!