Which Heathers Teen Are You Really?

Grab your croquet mallets and sharpen your sharpest one-liners—it’s time to dive into the technicolor chaos of Westerberg High and discover which Heathers character you really are. This isn’t just another high school story; it’s a razor-sharp, explosive musical full of biting satire and unforgettable drama. Whether you rule the halls like a queen bee or lurk in the shadows with a sharp wit, there’s a place for you here.

Heathers: The Musical gave us more than catchy tunes—it introduced a cast of complex, dramatic characters. Are you the ruthless yet stylish Heather Chandler? The sweet but overlooked Heather McNamara? The ambitious Heather Duke? Or perhaps the clever, sardonic Veronica Sawyer trying to survive high school without losing herself?

Don’t forget JD—the charming rebel with a dangerous streak—or Martha Dunnstock, the quietly kind soul who reminds us that heart matters even in a ruthless world.

This quiz digs into your personality, vibe, and survival tactics. Are you a master manipulator, a secret romantic, a misunderstood genius, or just someone desperate to fit in? Through 15 revealing questions, we’ll explore your attitude, your drama, your moral compass, and your flair for the theatrical.

So snap on your scrunchie, blast “Dead Girl Walking,” and get ready. Your Heathers alter ego is waiting to be revealed. Remember—the colors might change, but the drama always runs blood red.