Your ideal Friday night activity?

Melting horizontally into the couch

Bar hopping and talking everyone's ears off

Disassembling a toaster in the garage

How do you handle sudden stress or conflict?

Dissociate completely from reality

Cry and realize everything is connected

What's your communication style at crowded parties?

Hugging strangers and calling them beautiful

Cornering someone to pitch a wild startup idea

Standing outside the circle, just nodding

Staring at the laser lights, non-verbal

Describe your natural energy levels throughout the day.

100mph at all times, absolutely no brakes

Sluggish until 10 PM, then boom

Spiky—random highs followed by immediate crashes

What is your relationship with nature and the outdoors?

Barefoot in the dirt, talking to the trees

Nature is cool, but bugs? No thanks.

It's just a perfect spot to lay down and vibe

I am the forest, and the forest is me

Be honest about your personal spending habits.

"Drinks are on me!" *card declines*

Buying little treats constantly just to survive

Forgetting money exists as a concept

Pawning the TV to fund a new hyper-fixation

How much physical affection do you need from friends?

Cuddle puddles are absolutely mandatory

Don't touch me, I'm vibrating right now

I feel like I don't even have a physical body anyway

A chill fist bump is plenty of contact

What is your average attention span like?

Five seconds, unless I'm hyper-fixated

I just follow the vibes wherever they lead me

Rapid-fire switching between five topics at once

Choose your preferred music genre or playlist vibe.

Aggressive, thumping EDM or Techno

Lo-fi hip hop, reggae, or soft R&B

Psychedelic rock / Tame Impala vibes

Weird, experimental ambient noises

What does your typical sleep schedule look like?

Sleep? I haven't actually slept since Tuesday.

Solid 9 hours, plus an afternoon nap

Up until 4 AM pondering the universe

Normal, but I need 3 alarms to function

What drug are you on?

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By: Denis Priesnov

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